You Too

Caractacus:

Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions?

Jemima:

But they aren't silly--they're wonderful!

Jeremy:

Nobody else could think of them!

Caractacus:

That's right! That is right--nobody else could think of

them!--yeah--after all...

What makes the battle worth the fighting?

What makes the mountain worth the climb?

What makes the questions worth the asking?

The reason worth the rhyme?

Caractacus: To me the answer's clear; it's having someone near; someone dear Someone to care for; to be there for. I have You Two! Someone to do for; muddle through for. I have You Two! Someone to share joy or despair with; whichever betides you. Life becomes a chore, unless you're living for someone to tend to be a friend to. I have You Two! Someone to strive for, do or die for I have You Two! Could be, we three get along so famously, 'cause you two have me, and I have You Two too.

(Breakfast is behind made, then Caractacus sneezes)

Kids: Someone to care for; to be there for.

Caractacus: I have You Two!

Kids: Someone to do for; muddle through for

Caractacus: I have You Two! Someone to smile once in awhile with; whenever you're lonesome I've a happy lot, considering what I've got. But, I couldn't do more Than you do for your poor Father.

(Kids: Daddy!) Things go asunder and I wonder why you bother.

All: Could be, we three get along so famously 'cause

Kids: we two have you,

Caractacus: and I have You Two

All: too