Posh

This is livin', this is style, this is elegance by the mile

Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me First cabin and captain's table regal company Whenever I'm bored I travel abroad but ever so properly Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh

The hands that hold the scepters, every head that holds a crown They'll always give their all for me they'll never let me down I'm on my way to far away tah tah and toodle-oo And fare thee well, and Bon Voyage arrivederci too

O the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me First cabin and captain's table regal company Pardon the dust of the upper crust--fetch us a cup of tea Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh

In every foreign strand I land the royal trumpets toot me The royal welcome mat is out They 21 gun salute me But monarchies are constantly commanding me to call Last month I miffed (missed) the (a) Mufti but you can't oblige them all

Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me Oh rumpetly tumpety didy didy dee dee dee dee dee Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me First cabin and captain's table regal company When I'm at the helm the world's my realm and I do it stylishly Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H P-O-S-H, P-O-S-H... Posh