Toot Sweets

==Movie Version== [CARACTACUS] Don't waste your pucker on some ol' day sucker And don't try toffee or cream If you seek perfection in sugar confection Well there's somethin' new on the scene A mouthful of cheer A sweet without peer A musical morsel supreme

Toot sweets, Toot sweets The candies you whistle The whistles you eat Toot sweets, Toot sweets The eatable, tweetable treat

[TRULY] Yes, Daddy. Toot sweets, Toot sweets The toot of a flute With the flavor of fruit Toot sweets, Toot sweets No longer need candy be mute

[CARACTACUS] Don't waste your pucker on some ol' day sucker And don't try toffee or cream

[TRULY] If you seek perfection in sugar confection

[TRULY AND CARACTACUS] Well there's somethin' new on the scene

[TRULY] A mouthful of cheer

[CARACTACUS] A sweet without peer

[TRULY AND CARACTACUS] A musical morsel supreme Toot sweets, Toot sweets A bon-bon to blow on At last has been found Toot sweets, Toot sweets With eatable, tweetable sound

[GRANDPA POTTS] No! Take it away!

[TRULY] Father, please.

[CARACTACUS] He likes it!

[CAST] Hooray!

[CARACTACUS] Their value is intrinsic

[TRULY] Surpass any mint stick

[JERMEY AND JEMIMA] Or marshmallow mouthful you munch

[CARACTACUS] The licorice is chewy

[TRULY] And gumdrops are gooey

[JERMEY AND JEMIMA] And chocolate is charming to crunch

[TRULY AND CARACTACUS] That savory fife

[WOMEN] That sweet of your life

[ALL] It's clearly the best of the bunch

Toot sweets, Toot sweets

Toot sweets, Toot sweets

[CARACTACUS] That sugary fife

[TRULY] That sweet of your life

[ALL] It's clearly the best of the bunch Toot sweets, Toot sweets A bon-bon to blow on At last has been found Toot sweets, Toot sweets The treat that's so tweetable Lusciously eatable With that unbeatable

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Broadway Version
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream If you seek perfection in sugar confection Well there's something new on the scene A mouth full of cheer A sweet without peer A musical morsel supreme! (What do you mean?!) Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The eatable, tweetable treats! (Yes, Daddy!) Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! No longer need candy be mute! Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker And don't try a toffee or cream! If you seek perfection in sugar confection Well, there's something new on the scene: Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets, With eatable, tweetable sound! (Oh! Take that back away!) (Father, please!) (He likes it. I think he likes it!) Their values intrinsic, Surpass any mint stick Or marshmallow mouthful you munch Though licorice is chewy And gum drops are gooey And chocolate is charming to crunch That sugary fife, That sweet of your life It's clearly the best of the bunch Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The eatable, tweetable treat! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! With eatable, tweetable sound The public will hate them And ad infinitum Returns will repeat and repeat They look rather freaky They're squeaky and leaky In brief, I reject them, tout de suite (Oh, very good sir. Hehehe!) I won't risk my name My wealth and my fame On candies that no one will eat (But father! Listen to them play!) ... (What's going on!?) Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The treat that's so tweetable lusciously eatable With that unbeatable ... sound!